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The C.O.U.R.T.N.E.Y. system

December 30, 2009

Do you watch It’s Always Sunny? You should. A few weeks ago, Dennis taught us about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system for meeting and courting women.

The C.O.U.R.T.N.E.Y. System (one of my roommate’s fool-proof methods for meeting boys in bars), is below. This is how I will try to do something over than high-five someone at midnight.

C: Check out the cute boys in the bar.

O: Organize your plan and strategy of approaching.

U: Up to the bar—get some liquid courage. Courtney recommends 3 shots. And tequila (for that flushed glow).

R: Reconnaissance—send some friends to check out him and his friends.

T: Teeth. Start making eye contact, smiling at boys, and getting yourself out there. This is the most important step.

N: Nestle. Find a way to nestle up to him at the bar, break into conversation, or start dancing.

E: Evaluate and eliminate. Check out your potentials and eliminate your nonprospects.

Y: Yank and kiss at midnight (or before, after, during, and weeks later).

Never fail.

Hah, we’ll see.

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