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Slezak says it best

March 11, 2010

Michael Slezak writes the best American Idol recaps at

“Getting struck by the dull, painful blade of the pre-Top 12 axe tonight were Katelyn Epperly, Lilly Scott, Todrick Hall, and Alex Lambert.

Yes, I will pause so you can process the ridiculousness of that last sentence. And no need to go to your calendar, because we’re still a couple weeks away from April 1. Bottom line: America would prefer another week of Michael Jackson-inspired tremblewarbling** from Paige Miles than to get an outside chance of hearing another “Scientist”-esque performance from Katelyn. And apparently, the Idoloonie nation would prefer to spend its next 11 Tuesdays watching robot-child recitals over authentic acoustic-jazz delights. (Don’t even get me started on Aaron “destined for ninth place” Kelly over Alex “coulda been a contendah!” Lambert. This nonsense is Rated I…for I cahhhn’t!)

Anyhow, while I get started on my 2,500-word therapy journal full TV Watch recap (look for it early tomorrow morning on!), why don’t y’all head on down to the comments and post your own strongly worded theories about how our nation just messed up its last chance at saving season 9.


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