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Friends are funny.

March 30, 2010
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I wanted to compile a list of the hilarious advice I’ve gotten from about 20 friends for my date tonight.

  • It’s just a date.
  • Don’t eat salad (or spaghetti).
  • Don’t forget to breathe.
  • Keep your arms at your sides and wait for his move.
  • Bad dates make great stories.
  • Have 1-2 beers first.
  • Wear heels.
  • Go to pay, but just be kidding about it.
  • Smile a lot.
  • Memorize some questions for awkward moments.
  • Stop planning.
  • A burger is never a bad choice, in my opinion.
  • Don’t be nervous. Haha, just kidding. That’s impossible.
  • Don’t get drunk.
  • Just try to have fun.
  • Bleach your teeth.
  • Not a job interview, grad school interview, or the most important event of your life. Just a date.
  • Don’t talk too much.
  • Don’t forget to be awesome.

Thanks, guys!

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